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X-DAY XI -- PRE-REGISTRATION

YOU MUST BE A SUBGENIUS MINISTER TO ATTEND 11-X-DAY AT BRUSHWOOD, July 2 through 6, 2008. The rest of us don't want to have to watch a bunch of unsaved Non-Members suddenly and disgustingly FRY ALIVE, just when we are "getting off," being Ruptured in Glory up to the Escape Vessels.

Luckily, anyone can purchase a SubGenius Membership/ Ministership/ Subscription right now, along with your registration... just click on the second "GET IT" button below, and reserve not only your place at Brushwood, but also a seat on the Escape Vessels and a throne in SUBGENIUS HEAVEN for all eternity!

Important notes:

1) If you plan to camp at Brushwood, the campground requires a separate $10 per person per night, above and beyond your registration and/or new membership payment to The SubGenius Foundation, Inc.

2) ALTHOUGH THE COMPUTER WILL APPEAR TO CHARGE YOU SHIPPING AND HANDLING FOR PRE-REG, THIS FEE WILL NOT BE APPLIED TO YOUR 11-X-DAY PREREGISTRATION FEE. You will NOT be charged for shipping and handling for pre-reg no matter what the shopping cart program says. (However, there is S&H for the membership, if you're a non-member)

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X DAY XI 2008 at Brushwood -- the EVENT

REGISTRATION
(MEMBERS ONLY!!)

JOIN YOUR SUBGENIUS BRETHREN & SISTERN for the ultimate End of the Universe party--

ONLY $30.00!
per SubGenius Member

-- If you're not a Member, you MUST purchase your $30 Membership first! Or, SEE BELOW for BOTH-AT-ONCE DEAL!! Or, you can buy it "at the door" when you arrive -- but there is NO ESCAPING ordainment if you want to escape the gravity well of this stinking Planet of the Clocks!

PSYTORSPASMS! MARTYRDOM!
AGONY & ECSTACY!
Yours for the plucking... if you've got the NERVE to "Out-Jonestown" every other kooky kult out there!

$30.00

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Qty:	X-Day Drill 1998 - now on DVD
Click to see larger version	AWARD WINNER (Dallas Video Festival). Here it is, remastered and slightly trimmed for DVD, the end of the world on YOUR TV! 6 cameramen died to bring you this hellfire-paced, nudity-tainted glimpse into the churning guts of SLACK -- the four day end-of-the world festival condensed into 1 hour 44 minutes! See the Battle of Armageddon, Naked "Bob"tisms, the top preachers in full-on rant mode, Anti-music from Einstein's Secret Orchestra, Bill T. Miller, JHVH Hates Phred; Hideous Nude Blood Wrestling, More Ranting, the Countdown, Stang's Humiliation. Learn why we're still on Earth (IF THIS REALLY IS EARTH!)! STUPIFYING computer animated intro by Champion Jack Codini. Extras include the 23 minute 5X-Day 2002 video and more. CLICK HERE FOR COMPLETE LOG OF DVD CONTENTS Click the pic to see the 1998 X-Day Report on SubSITE with many stills from DVD scenes. $19.98

Qty:	SONGS of X-DAY
	1 Take Me Off To Space - Nenslo 02:16 2 EARTH FIRST - Einstein's Secret Orchestra 01:44 3 St.N's Discotheque - Saint N & Hellena Handbasket 05:27 4 Planet X or Bust! - The El Queso All-Stars 04:14 5 It's the End of the World - St. N & Hellena Handbasket 03:59 6 Plan 69 from Outer Space - The Kirkendahl Void 03:53 7 SubGenius Lullaby - Einstein's Secret Orchestra 02:28 8 Welcome to Helle - Saint N & Hellena Handbasket 03:20 9 Look at Humans - Little Fyodor 02:26 10 SubG Anthem - Einstein's Secret Orchestra 01:10 11 If They Can't Take a Joke - The El Queso All-Stars 02:52 12 Don't Let Me Sleep - Einstein's Secret Orchestra 02:48 13 X-Day's-a-Comin' - Bill T. Miller 04:07 14 X-Day Popsongs Collage 11:00 15 X-Day Song - Gary G'broagfran 01:57 16 13013 - Saint N & Hellena Handbasket 04:01 17 "Bob" Down in the Saucers-O - JHVH Hates Phred 02:20 18 I'm "Bob's" Own - Sivet Stang 02:46 19 X-Day - Saint N & Hellena Handbasket 03:07 20 Star Spangled Banner - Papa Joe Mama 01:26 21 The Xists Have Landed - Buck Naked / Stang mix 01:53 22 Star Man - Duke o' Uke 01:23 23 Hymn 999 - G. Don Trubey 04:12 24 When Cometh the Saucers - The Bishop 04:52 $14.95

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6X-DAY 2003 DVD

with Bonus BUG PORN

Now with 2nd BONUS DVD with other shorts and alternate cuts of the 6X-Day footage!

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Exactly like an Hour of Slack X-Day radio show, except that you can see it. Shot mostly in DV by Rev. Ivan Stang, Dr. Philo Drummond, Rev. Steve Chekey & Princess Wei "R." Doe at Brushwood; edited mercilessly by Stang. Heavy use of identifying subtitles and nudity, with Rev. Susie the Floozy, Jesus and Magdalen, Rev. Nickie Deathchick, Sister Decadence, Rev. Carter LeBlanc, Rev. Ivan Stang, Rev. Alex, Rev. Pee Kitty, Dr. Philo Drummond, Dr. G. Gordon Gordon, Sifu and Legume's butts, Rabbi's chest, the Hell Bonfire, the Alien Ball, the horror of 7 a.m., Insane Clown Bat Pussy, teabagging, and Lonesome Cowboy Dave. THE AMINO ACIDS in concert plus musical tracks by Cozmodiar, Gary G'broagfran, The Great Groovy Neptune. 83 minutes -- plus bonus "BUG PORN" educational featurette with hundreds of nude insects and lesser creatures, POSED THE WAY YOU LIKE 'EM!

$19.95

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SOMETHING NEW TO BUY FOR!

ALL of 5X-Day in stereo MP3

We recorded everything and this is all of it.

We offered these recordings by Rev. Stang and Rev. Volkerding for free download throughout September. Now, for the first time ever, you can relive 5X-Day (or pre-live 6X-Day) without painful slow downloads. This gorgeously packaged CDR -- cover art by Heart Ignition -- will instantly transport you to the rapturous days and nights at Brushwood. Drop it into your computer, DVD player or MP3-ready CD player and LIVE SUBGENIUS for about 10 hours straight, MINUS THE DAMP WEATHER and BUGS!

Includes all the treasured ranting, rapping and preaching, much backstage and campground shenanigans, complete concerts by Einstein's Secret Outlaws and St. N and Hellena Handbasket, the jam at Tanquility Base's Bonobo Banzai Tiki Lounge, the Horror of 7 a.m., even the Flesh Auction, Bulldada Auction and Bobbie Awards ceremony. A perfect substitute for your destroyed 5X-Day memories.

SEE COMPLETE LIST OF CLIPS, CONCERTS, RANTS

$14.95

Qty:	4X-DAY the CD
	July 4- July 6, 2001 Recordedat Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman, NY, and at WCSB FM (Cleveland State U.) radio studios. As heard on The Hour of Slack. 1 Battlestar Galactica 00:43 • 2 Walking with Jesus 01:03 • 3 Rev. Susie the Floozie on WREK Atlanta - Pre-X-Day 00:43 • 4 Yacatisma Sperm Skeletons 01:09 • 5 Rev. Susie the Floozie - Just Before 7 a.m. 02:52 • 6 7:00 a.m. 00:48 • 7 7:15 am - Angry Subs 05:25 • 8 Walking with Jesus2 01:12 • 9 St. N and Hellena Handbasket - End of the World 02:36 • 10 Troutwaxer rant Pt.1 02:46 • 11 St. Byron Werner 06:57 • 12 Bobtism 02:00 • 13 St. N and Hellena Handbasket - Ultimate Bobbie 04:08 • 14 Rev. Alex Thompson 02:44 • 15 Rev. Bunny 03:46 • 16 Phloighd's Rap 04:05 • 17 ESO - Dave patter 00:21 • 18 ESO - Midnight Growing Pale 06:07 • 19 Stang "Throwing Out My Comics" 10:25 • 20 St. N-Armand Geddyn Rant 05:59 • 21 Wotan with Illuminatrix solo 03:35 • 22 Hellpope Huey - Mitch Miller/Ebay it 00:40 • 23 Wotan 00:43 • 24 Andrew the Impaled - "You People" 02:11 • 25 Hellpope Hueyon Bobbies 01:06 • 26 Pastor Pressure 02:07 • 27 Jesus' Bags of Money 00:13 • 28 Hangin with Stang&Drummond 00:29 • 29 Hellpope Huey Instrumental 01:10 $14.95

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4X-Day 2001 -- the MP3s

Recorded and edited by Rev. Patrick Volkerding at Brushwood Folklore Center, Sherman, NY, during the Church of the SubGenius 4X-Day celebrations. (Until recently, this was streamed off SubSITE.) This CD-Rcan be turned into a 4-CD set... amounts to 6 hours of material. (And includes printable covers for 'em!) It's not the same as the recordings used on the regular 4X-Day audio CD shown above.

DISC ONE
Rules and Regulations, Andrew "Moe Lester", Bulldada Auction (31:29), Ploighd auctions off his hair, More Bulldada Auction, Bidding to get zapped by a tazer, more bulldada (12:18)

DISC TWO
Stage Announcements, Some words from Lilith, St. Andrew The Impaled, Announcements, Einstein's Secret Orchestra: Graveyard Shift )

DISC THREE
ESO: Sex In Another Dimension, Jaguar Night, Strange Cleveland, Iodine 131, I Am A Clone, Midnight Growing Pale, Monkey & Bunny, Two Weeks in the Sea of Tranquility -> Arizona, Play With Fire -> I Just Don't Know -> The End (21:37)

DISC FOUR
ESO: Sympathy For The Devil, SubGenii Of The World Unite, Bang A Gong (13:41)
ESO with Rev. Ivan Stang: "throwing out my comic books" , Us And All Our Friends, "and friends, when in doubt", ESO's encore, announcements, random sound

$14.95

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TRIPLE XXX DAY 2000

Quadruple CD SET

NYES! A 4-CD SET of the BEST of the XXX-Day 2000 ALL DIGITAL recordings!

ALL FOUR for $29.95!

1. THE PROMISE OF XXX-DAY
2. PSYTORSPASMS OF THE CONNIETITES
3. THE MARTYRDOM OF PASTOR CRAIG
4. THE AGONY OF 7 A.M.

SLAM-EDITED barrage-style, with narrative extras from the ESO Radio show and Hour of Slack. Much XXX-rated impoliteness that was NOT on the radio shows has been included herein. Starring: Rev. Susie the Floozie! Rev. Nickie Deathchick! Einstein's Secret Orchestra! Papa Joe Mama! St. Byron Werner! Dr. K'taden Legume! Popess Lilith! Sister Decadence! Rev. Evangela! Little Fyodor and Babushka! Hellpope Huey! Rev. Ivan Stang! Mary Magdalen! Jesus Christ, the Business Manager for the Church of the SubGenius! Jehova Hates Phred! Pastor Craig's collarbone! The Duke of Uke! Banjo Bob! Lonesome Cowboy Dave! Bodhissatva Troutwaxer! Number Six! Pope Black's Prophecy Cake! Dances with Rockets! Bliss America! Modemac! Cardinal Sin! Prairie Squid! Slogan's Run! Rev. Mystic Homeboy! Dok Frop's Frop! Heckling by Rev. Gorgonzola, many many worse!

$29.95

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